The insane liberals in Oregon have fed a mass-hysteria to the point that the people are calling 911 because they have run out of toilet paper. The Democrats have pushed the pandemic button so many times in the state that people have hoarded toilet paper to the point that some people are running out of the commodity. For some strange reason, they believe that to get more they have to call an ambulance or fire truck.
Law enforcement in Oregon is scratching their heads at the insane ignorance of some people that feel that running out of toilet paper is a life and death emergency. These people just do not have the common sense to check the roll before they sit down. Law enforcement needs these people to stop calling in and demanding that a roll be brought out to them. Liberals and Democrats think that the world owes them something. And in this case, they believe it to be toilet paper.
It is just not worth the stress of the emergency personal to have to answer phone calls of people that think of going to a bathroom to be an emergency. The crazy liberals of America have once again embarrassed themselves by flocking to the store to buy toilet paper. Of all the insane things to buy. No one is buying food. It is all about toilet paper and hand sanitizer. Liberals never think things through. They only react and want what will keep them safe in the short term.
The police in Newport, Oregon are demanding that people stop flooding the system with toilet paper calls. The police in Newport took to social media and stated that “It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.” The only thing that Republicans and conservatives can do when a liberal call in, shakes their head in their hands.
The coronavirus has brought the worst out in the liberal community. The Democratic agenda has led people to believe that they cannot survive without big government. In a panic, people rush to the stores and stock up. When they run out they immediately call a Democrat for more toilet paper. The crazy people think that 911 is their link to getting more supplies when they run out. The true emergency is the panic that the liberals have shown through their uniformed lifestyles.
The soft Democrats want their beautiful toilet paper. The police department stated that there are other alternatives that can be used. This stated that should a person not be able to find their “favorite soft, ultra-plush two-ply citrus-scented tissue. [T]here are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now.” It may be a little rough on the bottom, but at least the bottom is clean.
The police also stated that in the event of a real emergency “there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin. be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
The comical response to the insane calls that they are getting is fitting for the mind of a panicking Democrat that has lost the ability to think for themselves. Everything will start to get better in a few weeks. The liberals of the world really do not like to have their little corner of the globe rocked with uncertainty. They act like they are in charge of their own lives. But in reality, they have about as much control over life and death as trying to control the burning rate of the sun.